We all know the Raiders last won a Superbowl in 1984, before a majority of their crap talking fans were born.
Let's take a look at the years of dysfunction the Raiders have shown the past two decades!
The Raiders have established a great tradition of losing!
-No matter who their QB is!
-No matter who their coach is!
Remember their 13 game losing streak against the Bolts? I do!
Whether it is Derek Carr, their coach,
their fans, or their entire defense
Someone is always crying with the Raiders
Record setting deal!
One winning season
"If he doesn't have a stone wall in front of him, he sucks!" - Anyone not a Raiders fan
Another record setting deal!
Career record: 104–97
QB's coached up: 0
"If I suck up to the media enough, maybe they won't tear me a new one!" - Jon Gruden
Khalil Mack with Bears in 2018: 12.5 sacks and 1st Team All Pro
Raiders full team sack total in 2018: 13
Amari Cooper with Derek Carr at QB in 2017 for 14 games: 680 yards, 7 TDs
Amari Cooper with a QB not named Derek Carr for 9 games: 725 yards, 6 TDs
Hint: Your QB
Ladainian Tomlinson had more than 1900 yards rushing and 22 touchdowns vs the Raiders in his first 16 games against them. Unbelievable stuff from our Hall of Fame [Raider killer]!
There’s a Black Hole in the stands and also at middle linebacker. We still play on a fucking baseball diamond. Las Vegas is a shit stain of a city and I’m sure it won’t be a distraction at all for anyone not named Derek “Jesus in Cleats” Carr. Derek Carr is Tim Tebow if Tebow learned how to throw a football as a kid instead of handling snakes. Our fanbase is delusional.
Like most Raider fans, I’m really just a miserable bastard who hates everyone and everything.